The Most Devious Mother in the Universe

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chores,cleaning,Hall of Fame,mom,parent,parenting
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Rather than clean his room, the child fled the safety of his suburban home and foraged for Twinkie crumbs and Velveeta wrappers in the neighbors' garbage.

In Your Face

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bros,ejaculation,Hall of Fame,masturbation,pr0n,uh ok
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What I'm saying is that I technically ejaculated onto your face.

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