From the submitter:
We smooched twice, in July...
That must have been a whopper of a smooch. A smooch to end all smooches.
This guy texted 9 girls at one time...not realizing they can all see it.
Well? Sometimes if I try really hard I can think of nine people at once. LET'S SEE WHAT HE WANTS BEFORE WE JUDGE HIM.
This was a great night, why would she give me her # if she had a bf?
In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.