From the submitter:
This was a great night, why would she give me her # if she had a bf?
She should set her inbox filter to deny scrubs.
If winky faces are the trollops of smiley face land, then (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) are the oppressed cubicle workers with short tempers.
THAT'S WHY YOU SAY THESE THINGS IN PERSON
NOT OVER YOUR EXPENSIVE TOY
ARE YOU MAD
Received a text from an unknown number.
As someone who just found out he got rejected, the sender took it like a champ. Still, if he's going to be so insistent on asking "whos this?" he shouldn't respond "WHOA dog don't TRIP c'mon man" when he's asked the same question.
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