From the submitter:
We smooched twice, in July...
That must have been a whopper of a smooch. A smooch to end all smooches.
If winky faces are the trollops of smiley face land, then (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) are the oppressed cubicle workers with short tempers.
She should set her inbox filter to deny scrubs.
AND she only used one "y." I'VE NEVER FELT SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE.