SmoothBot

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SmoothBot
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Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?

Texting Signals

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Texting Signals
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Everything seems to go according to plan, until you ask her out and she responds "Noo" with two o's.

Hello Lady(ies)

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Hello Lady(ies)
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From the submitter:

This guy texted 9 girls at one time...not realizing they can all see it.

Well? Sometimes if I try really hard I can think of nine people at once. LET'S SEE WHAT HE WANTS BEFORE WE JUDGE HIM.

(Bro)keback Phone

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(Bro)keback Phone
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I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.

Prepare for the Most Awkward Day Ever

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Prepare for the Most Awkward Day Ever
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THAT'S WHY YOU SAY THESE THINGS IN PERSON

NOT OVER YOUR EXPENSIVE TOY

ARE YOU MAD