Prepare for the Most Awkward Day Ever

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THAT'S WHY YOU SAY THESE THINGS IN PERSON

NOT OVER YOUR EXPENSIVE TOY

ARE YOU MAD

SmoothBot

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Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?

You're the Bono to my Africa

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The sender must have been talking about the 2011 TV on the Radio single "You." She's got good taste!

Texting Signals

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Everything seems to go according to plan, until you ask her out and she responds "Noo" with two o's.

Your Prince Won't Come That Way

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Then why is there a screenshot that clearly shows this conversation happening? It's almost as if someone faked it or something ...

I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants

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Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

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