flirting

AutocoWrecks,bomb,crush,dating,demotivational,flirting,g rated,Hall of Fame,metaphor,relationships,surgeon,texting
By Unknown
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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

breasts,emergency,flirting,smiley face,testing,tits or gtfo
By Unknown
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Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?

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