From the submitter:
Actual text from a man re online dating
Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?
This guy texted 9 girls at one time...not realizing they can all see it.
Well? Sometimes if I try really hard I can think of nine people at once. LET'S SEE WHAT HE WANTS BEFORE WE JUDGE HIM.
If winky faces are the trollops of smiley face land, then (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) are the oppressed cubicle workers with short tempers.
Gee, I wonder who those 11 messages are from.