I Love You a Little Less Now

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I Love You a Little Less Now
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Great. Now I have the theme song from Rocket Power stuck in my head. THANKS A LOT.

I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants

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I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants
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Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

Tody Balk

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Tody Balk
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Of all the things to associate with your vagina, "vice" shouldn't be at the top of your list.

SmoothBot

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SmoothBot
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Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?