Don't Chase 'Em

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chasing,dating,flirting,rejection,wrong number
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Received a text from an unknown number.

As someone who just found out he got rejected, the sender took it like a champ. Still, if he's going to be so insistent on asking "whos this?" he shouldn't respond "WHOA dog don't TRIP c'mon man" when he's asked the same question.

Spell It Out

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dating,flirting,grammar,grammar nazi,Hall of Fame
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Men! Good grammar is like fresh breath and a clean shirt! Never go without it when you're impressing the ladies. Also, it can lead to some confusion...

autocowrecks - grammar nazi my awesome what

If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing the Exact Opposite

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beautiful,bro,creep,facebook,facebook chat,flirting,hitting,hitting on
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"Oh goodness, the way he put me down like that completely lowered my self-esteem and made me 100% more likely to go out with him!" swoon

Hello Lady(ies)

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dating,flirting,mass text,player
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From the submitter:

This guy texted 9 girls at one time...not realizing they can all see it.

Well? Sometimes if I try really hard I can think of nine people at once. LET'S SEE WHAT HE WANTS BEFORE WE JUDGE HIM.

Winky Face, You Little Strumpet

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emoticon,flirting,loose,strumpet,wink,winky face
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If winky faces are the trollops of smiley face land, then (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻) are the oppressed cubicle workers with short tempers.

Good Morning, Desperate-and-Persistent :/

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flirting,good morning,one sided
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Gee, I wonder who those 11 messages are from.

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