Prepare for the Most Awkward Day Ever

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THAT'S WHY YOU SAY THESE THINGS IN PERSON

NOT OVER YOUR EXPENSIVE TOY

ARE YOU MAD

(Bro)keback Phone

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I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.

I Sense a Reluctance to Keep Copying...

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I do this to six-year-olds all the time, except instead of "I love you" I say "I'm stupid and I pee my pants!" If I'm lucky they'll look confused and not know what to say. More often, though, they just say "Ewwww you're gross!" and I'll go "Curse you, six-year-old!"

I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants

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Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

SmoothBot

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Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?