Hello Lady(ies)

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Hello Lady(ies)
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From the submitter:

This guy texted 9 girls at one time...not realizing they can all see it.

Well? Sometimes if I try really hard I can think of nine people at once. LET'S SEE WHAT HE WANTS BEFORE WE JUDGE HIM.

I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants

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I Left My Party in Another Pair of Pants
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Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."