From the submitter:
This guy texted 9 girls at one time...not realizing they can all see it.
Well? Sometimes if I try really hard I can think of nine people at once. LET'S SEE WHAT HE WANTS BEFORE WE JUDGE HIM.
With perfectly normal and fully-functional legs, apparently.
Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?
She's playing hard to get. Really hard to get.