Hello Lady(ies)

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Hello Lady(ies)
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From the submitter:

This guy texted 9 girls at one time...not realizing they can all see it.

Well? Sometimes if I try really hard I can think of nine people at once. LET'S SEE WHAT HE WANTS BEFORE WE JUDGE HIM.

You're the Bono to my Africa

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You're the Bono to my Africa
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The sender must have been talking about the 2011 TV on the Radio single "You." She's got good taste!

Not Getting the Hint

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Not Getting the Hint
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From the submitter:

We smooched twice, in July...

That must have been a whopper of a smooch. A smooch to end all smooches.