I Sense a Reluctance to Keep Copying...

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I do this to six-year-olds all the time, except instead of "I love you" I say "I'm stupid and I pee my pants!" If I'm lucky they'll look confused and not know what to say. More often, though, they just say "Ewwww you're gross!" and I'll go "Curse you, six-year-old!"

I Love You a Little Less Now

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Great. Now I have the theme song from Rocket Power stuck in my head. THANKS A LOT.

Overprotective Boyfriend

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From the submitter:

This was a great night, why would she give me her # if she had a bf?

Tody Balk

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Of all the things to associate with your vagina, "vice" shouldn't be at the top of your list.

You're the Bono to my Africa

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The sender must have been talking about the 2011 TV on the Radio single "You." She's got good taste!

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