From the submitter:
We smooched twice, in July...
That must have been a whopper of a smooch. A smooch to end all smooches.
She should set her inbox filter to deny scrubs.
Gee, I wonder who those 11 messages are from.
She's playing hard to get. Really hard to get.
This guy texted 9 girls at one time...not realizing they can all see it.
Well? Sometimes if I try really hard I can think of nine people at once. LET'S SEE WHAT HE WANTS BEFORE WE JUDGE HIM.