"Oh goodness, the way he put me down like that completely lowered my self-esteem and made me 100% more likely to go out with him!" swoon
In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.
If winky faces are the trollops of smiley face land, then (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) are the oppressed cubicle workers with short tempers.
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