Operation Hot Guy

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Operation Hot Guy
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Careful, though! The more tricks you publish on the 'net, the more hot guys that will know about it!

Haha, just kidding. There are no hot guys on the internet.

Overprotective Boyfriend

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Overprotective Boyfriend
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From the submitter:

This was a great night, why would she give me her # if she had a bf?

If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing the Exact Opposite

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If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing the Exact Opposite
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"Oh goodness, the way he put me down like that completely lowered my self-esteem and made me 100% more likely to go out with him!" swoon

Tody Balk

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Tody Balk
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Of all the things to associate with your vagina, "vice" shouldn't be at the top of your list.

Winky Face, You Little Strumpet

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Winky Face, You Little Strumpet
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If winky faces are the trollops of smiley face land, then (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻) are the oppressed cubicle workers with short tempers.