From the submitter:
This guy texted 9 girls at one time...not realizing they can all see it.
Well? Sometimes if I try really hard I can think of nine people at once. LET'S SEE WHAT HE WANTS BEFORE WE JUDGE HIM.
She's playing hard to get. Really hard to get.
We smooched twice, in July...
That must have been a whopper of a smooch. A smooch to end all smooches.
Uh-oh! It looks like they've found more dirt on Herman Cain's sexual harassment cases.
Everything seems to go according to plan, until you ask her out and she responds "Noo" with two o's.
THAT'S WHY YOU SAY THESE THINGS IN PERSON
NOT OVER YOUR EXPENSIVE TOY
ARE YOU MAD