From the submitter:
This was a great night, why would she give me her # if she had a bf?
With perfectly normal and fully-functional legs, apparently.
Careful, though! The more tricks you publish on the 'net, the more hot guys that will know about it!
Haha, just kidding. There are no hot guys on the internet.
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