Happy New Heater!

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Happy New Heater!
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From the submitter:

Taken from my sisters perspective cause I'm too poor to have an iPhone

Autocowrecks: Your Mobile Alternative to Failbook

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Autocowrecks: Your Mobile Alternative to Failbook
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Alright guys, we need to get some Brand Recognition™ going so people don't confuse us with Failbook (have you been to Failbook? It's filled with perverts and degenerates). I'm envisioning an ad campaign where everything ends, like the post above, with "failbook? no, that would be autocowreck." Soon it'll be a catchphrase on Saturday Night Live and NOBODY WILL CONFUSE US EVER AGAIN.

For example: autocowrecks - failbook no that would be autocowreck

autocowrecks - failbook no that would be autocowreck

autocowrecks - failbook no that would be autocowreck

autocowrecks - failbook no that would be autocowreck

autocowrecks - failbook no that would be autocowreck

Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

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Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid
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Not only did the dad use the wrong form of "your," he also uncontracted "you're." That's some hardcore transgression.

Maroon 5 Understands Your iPhone Pain

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I find myself liking this version better than Maroon 5's. But maybe that's just because I feel for his First World struggles.

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And His Sidekick, Booby the Boy Wonder

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And His Sidekick, Booby the Boy Wonder
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"Booby" is a type of bird - just like the name "Robin" - and it's also the part of the body where the mammary glands are stored, so... NEVER MIND. IF YOU DON'T GET IT NOW YOU'LL NEVER GET IT