From the submitter:
My friend came down with a nasty virus, "Bad Cyrus."
Your friend should stay home, spreading a Cyrus is no cause for lol.
Staying home is probably* a good idea.
Boy, auto correct sure is too swift for some people, right?
Never mind, ask your English Lit teacher.
Not even the gentle, soothing humor of an autocowreck can mend the hole where his heart used to be.
CONNECT FOUR? ZOMG 90s NOSTALGIA
A mad portable... wait, I think there's already a name for that.