Yellow Thumbed

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auto correct,hangover,movies,pants,plants,The Hangover,typo
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To be Fair, They Both Involve Meat

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auto correct,penis,pizza
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Unless your phone is trying to tell you that your penis is a vegetable.

Gulliver's Travel Plans

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auto correct,brobdingnagian,gullivers-travels,jonathan swift,lit,probably,swift
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From the submitter:

Staying home is probably* a good idea.

Boy, auto correct sure is too swift for some people, right?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Never mind, ask your English Lit teacher.

I Will Succor You With the Sweet Milk of My Love I Mean Uh OK Cool

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auto correct,dating,not auto correct,relationships
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If Men Menstruated

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auto correct,bj,blew,blow,boss,nose,oral sex,work
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He better get that checked.

A Fun Camping Activity

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auto correct,camping,dock,sex toy,vibrator
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A mad portable... wait, I think there's already a name for that.

I Know a Nice Dehli Across the Street

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auto correct,hindu,hinduism,hungry,krishna,religion
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