To be Fair, They Both Involve Meat

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To be Fair, They Both Involve Meat
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Unless your phone is trying to tell you that your penis is a vegetable.

Love on 88 Keys

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Love on 88 Keys
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Bonus points if you can do it while playing a song with your elbows or something. Chopsticks = 5 points; Fur Elise = 100 points; any arrangement of Al Green = 5,000 points.