We All Know 300 Had Homoerotic Undertones Anyway

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We All Know 300 Had Homoerotic Undertones Anyway
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I'd actually be more impressed if he said "This is Spartaaaaaaaaa" while licking someone's balls. It'd probably sound something more like "Thith ith Thpartaaaaaaaaflgngh"

Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't

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Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't
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Once you're hooked on auto correct, you can't stop, and you're forever doomed to blurt swear words uncontrollably at the most awkward moments. Just like heroin, if Tourettes was a side effect of heroin.