Unless your phone is trying to tell you that your penis is a vegetable.
Apparently snarfalarkus is a valid substitute.
Bonus points if you can do it while playing a song with your elbows or something. Chopsticks = 5 points; Fur Elise = 100 points; any arrangement of Al Green = 5,000 points.
Auto correct is warning us against Siri's advice.
Oh god he's getting out the saddle. RUN! RUN AWAY!
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