From the submitter:
Staying home is probably* a good idea.
Boy, auto correct sure is too swift for some people, right?
Never mind, ask your English Lit teacher.
Alright guys, we need to get some Brand Recognition™ going so people don't confuse us with Failbook (have you been to Failbook? It's filled with perverts and degenerates). I'm envisioning an ad campaign where everything ends, like the post above, with "failbook? no, that would be autocowreck." Soon it'll be a catchphrase on Saturday Night Live and NOBODY WILL CONFUSE US EVER AGAIN.