What? You don't accept treasury bonds? Has the U.S. defaulted already? #currentevents
~Office Lackey Jack
10 minutes later, the British office building in which this was posted erupted in looting and rioting.
Seen at the vending machine in front of the counter that I work behind.
For $1, you get regular Pop-Tarts. For $1.10, you get Pop-Tarts that are made with 10% less cardboard and therefore taste just a little bit less like crap than regular pop-tarts.
Wouldn't do much good IRL, though, unless you relieve stress by watching ceramic fall from its slot and shatter in the collection box before you can shatter it yourself.
She doesn't let you touch the "G" button on the first date.
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