You Left Out "Sarcastic Signs"

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coin,currency,list,safeway,vending machine
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What? You don't accept treasury bonds? Has the U.S. defaulted already? #currentevents

~Office Lackey Jack

The Most Urgent Catastrophe

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British,out of order,tea,vending machine
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10 minutes later, the British office building in which this was posted erupted in looting and rioting.

~OLJ

Price FAIL

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pop tarts,price,vending machine
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Seen at the vending machine in front of the counter that I work behind.

For $1, you get regular Pop-Tarts. For $1.10, you get Pop-Tarts that are made with 10% less cardboard and therefore taste just a little bit less like crap than regular pop-tarts.

~OLJ

Anger Management

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anger management,breaking things,stress,vending machine
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Wouldn't do much good IRL, though, unless you relieve stress by watching ceramic fall from its slot and shatter in the collection box before you can shatter it yourself.

The Vending Machine Is a Festering Pustule of Evil and Aggression

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out of order,signs,vending machine
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http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/4/30/77b7ae8e-d38c-49f8-bb02-ae0f209d1584.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/9/918a2de2-08df-4a80-aa86-ffdefd61ea1e.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/9/db12ce95-6b2b-45c6-bccd-4ab46ae706dc.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/15/bacfb0c3-2a31-47ee-ae98-ee0f4d984a04.jpg

Office Romance

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dating,out of order,vending machine
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She doesn't let you touch the "G" button on the first date.