Price FAIL

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Price FAIL
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Seen at the vending machine in front of the counter that I work behind.

For $1, you get regular Pop-Tarts. For $1.10, you get Pop-Tarts that are made with 10% less cardboard and therefore taste just a little bit less like crap than regular pop-tarts.

~OLJ

Anger Management

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Anger Management
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Wouldn't do much good IRL, though, unless you relieve stress by watching ceramic fall from its slot and shatter in the collection box before you can shatter it yourself.

The Vending Machine Is a Festering Pustule of Evil and Aggression

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The Vending Machine Is a Festering Pustule of Evil and Aggression
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http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/4/30/77b7ae8e-d38c-49f8-bb02-ae0f209d1584.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/9/918a2de2-08df-4a80-aa86-ffdefd61ea1e.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/9/db12ce95-6b2b-45c6-bccd-4ab46ae706dc.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/15/bacfb0c3-2a31-47ee-ae98-ee0f4d984a04.jpg

Office Romance

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Office Romance
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She doesn't let you touch the "G" button on the first date.

The "E" Is Hidden on the Other Side of the Bottle

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The "E" Is Hidden on the Other Side of the Bottle
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You can't fit six letters on one side of a bottle. It's a common design issue.

The Great Bill Slot Debate

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The Great Bill Slot Debate
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It started with the yellow sticky note and just went downhill from there.....

Resilient Chips

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Resilient Chips
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They'll eat each other if they're taken.