You're the Worst Barista Ever, HAL

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I think it's safe to say that of all the AI in science fiction, HAL 9000 would get the worst customer service rating in food service or retail.

~OLJ

You Left Out "Sarcastic Signs"

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coin,currency,list,safeway,vending machine
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What? You don't accept treasury bonds? Has the U.S. defaulted already? #currentevents

~Office Lackey Jack

The Most Urgent Catastrophe

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10 minutes later, the British office building in which this was posted erupted in looting and rioting.

~OLJ

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