I think it's safe to say that of all the AI in science fiction, HAL 9000 would get the worst customer service rating in food service or retail.

~OLJ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo

What? You don't accept treasury bonds? Has the U.S. defaulted already? #currentevents

~Office Lackey Jack

10 minutes later, the British office building in which this was posted erupted in looting and rioting.

~OLJ

Seen at the vending machine in front of the counter that I work behind.

For $1, you get regular Pop-Tarts. For $1.10, you get Pop-Tarts that are made with 10% less cardboard and therefore taste just a little bit less like crap than regular pop-tarts.

~OLJ

Wouldn't do much good IRL, though, unless you relieve stress by watching ceramic fall from its slot and shatter in the collection box before you can shatter it yourself.