Returns Like a Boss (Read: Nerd)

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He may be returning the phone, but he's keeping the sassy golden Kindle for now, even if it keeps adding "Oh dear!" to the end of every paragraph of Pride and Prejudice.

~Office Lackey Jack

How Do I Read This Thing?

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Whisk Yourself Away Into the Faniverse!

May the 4th Be With You!

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Because May Day sure as hell wasn't.

Stormtroopers on Break

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I thought only jedis could use the fax.

Darth Vader Gets a Parking Ticket

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Your sad devotion to parking in a red zone has not helped you conjure up a good excuse, Lord Vader! Or given you clairvoyance enough to talk your way out of-

Are You Sidious, Dude?

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R2 Says the Chances of a Sale Are 725... to One

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