While scrolling through the internet, I happened upon this scroll. Actually, I wouldn't call it a scroll. More like a scripture.
Happy May the 4th be with you, everybody!
So, Tarkin, what's happening? Aahh, now, are you going to go ahead and have those Tie Fighters head over to the Rebel base this afternoon?
...as explained by Star Wars.
Even if you miss, you'll... well, never mind. If you're a stormtrooper, you'll just miss, period.