I guess the horrible interference wasn't the crappy intercom system's fault this time.

I thought only jedis could use the fax.

...as explained by Star Wars.

Come to the dark side... we have coffee

He may be returning the phone, but he's keeping the sassy golden Kindle for now, even if it keeps adding "Oh dear!" to the end of every paragraph of Pride and Prejudice.

~Office Lackey Jack

Now just put some blue squares on the soap dispenser and you've got yourself an R2-D2