But How Else Will I Know if It Fits?

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But How Else Will I Know if It Fits?
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Don't you at least have, I don't know, a fitting room or something? No? Sigh. I'll just have to guess and go with your largest size then, cough cough.

Looks Like You're Canceling Your Night Plans Now

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Looks Like You're Canceling Your Night Plans Now
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Oooh if someone did that to me I'd ooooh why I'd ooooooh

Still pretty clever though.

~OLJ

Coat Hangers Are Half Off

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Coat Hangers Are Half Off
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In a word's transition from verb to noun, there are often casualties.

~OLJ