You know what's even worse? Cashier's that correct your grammar. GOD Shannon I KNOW the apostrophe doesn't go there. Lay OFF, woman.

~OLJ

If I were A&F, I'd write a different email:

Dear Mrs Navarra,

JEANS ALL LOOK THE SAME. YOU HAVE TOO MANY OF THEM.

~OLJ

When normal customers "find your behavior odd," the worst they'll do is not tip you. But when your customers are cops, they'll go through your surveillance feed. Lesson learned.

~OLJ

Inside they probably sell 2-liters of 6-Up soda and 99 Grand candy bars.

~Offce Lackey Jack

Go away. It's Saturday.

This also demonstrates the importance of knowing basic math.