Someone's Been Having a Really Good Time at Best Buy...

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Someone's Been Having a Really Good Time at Best Buy...
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...judging from the app in the lower right corner.

God, Shannon, You're the Worst

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God, Shannon, You're the Worst
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You know what's even worse? Cashier's that correct your grammar. GOD Shannon I KNOW the apostrophe doesn't go there. Lay OFF, woman.

~OLJ

We're Not Loyal to Our Most Loyal Customers

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We're Not Loyal to Our Most Loyal Customers
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If I were A&F, I'd write a different email:

Dear Mrs Navarra,

JEANS ALL LOOK THE SAME. YOU HAVE TOO MANY OF THEM.

~OLJ

It Doesn't Pay to Be Snotty to the Customers

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It Doesn't Pay to Be Snotty to the Customers
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When normal customers "find your behavior odd," the worst they'll do is not tip you. But when your customers are cops, they'll go through your surveillance feed. Lesson learned.

~OLJ

This Week in Gloriously Uncreative Knockoff Brands...

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This Week in Gloriously Uncreative Knockoff Brands...
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Inside they probably sell 2-liters of 6-Up soda and 99 Grand candy bars.

~Offce Lackey Jack