Now I can't shake the nagging suspicion that the same thing applies to tech departments at work. Best-kept secret?
Presenting the Sputnik 0667 PC. Built by a student in Sweden, it boasts some impressive specs (4 GB RAM, 3.2 GHz Core i3 500 processor) and was no doubt inspired by watching too many reruns of Leave It to Beaver. I'll say this, it's nice to see something retro-styled and fitted with wood paneling that isn't steampunk.
Windows programs: Hit close, program takes eight minutes to close because of junk scripts and bad memory issues.
Apple programs: Well, just take a look above.
Linux programs: Search on various internet forums to figure out how to close a program for twenty minutes, at which point you realize you forgot to add the extra .dll which adds the logout shortcut. Once installed, closes perfectly every time.