The Expensive Doorstopper

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The Expensive Doorstopper
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He's using the computer as a paperweight.

Mother of God...

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Mother of God...
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Right now, I can't help but picture a little Scumbag Steve perched on the logos of all the printer ink companies out there.

Come On, Saccente!

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Come On, Saccente!
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Come on, smart-ass! Fix it if you're such a genius!

Sexual Harassment Claims

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Sexual Harassment Claims
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"And then he showed me his Wang!"

"Can you describe his Wang for us, Miss?"

"Yeah, it was big and bulky and looked like it weighed about 50 pounds."

"Wait, what?"

The Mayan Keyboard: Chiching!

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The Mayan Keyboard: Chiching!
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Itza beautiful!

A little snark never hurt anyone either.

It's The Computer, Duh

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It's The Computer, Duh
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He should tell the guy to delete System32 to make his computer go faster.