"Great, and are there any ALT routes available?
He's using the computer as a paperweight.
Right now, I can't help but picture a little Scumbag Steve perched on the logos of all the printer ink companies out there.
Come on, smart-ass! Fix it if you're such a genius!
"And then he showed me his Wang!"
"Can you describe his Wang for us, Miss?"
"Yeah, it was big and bulky and looked like it weighed about 50 pounds."
A little snark never hurt anyone either.
He should tell the guy to delete System32 to make his computer go faster.
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