In the Morning, My Vocabulary is Reduced to Four Words

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In the Morning, My Vocabulary is Reduced to Four Words
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'Coffee,' 'shut,' 'up,' and 'argh.' That's a word, right?

Office Nightmare Scenario #107

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Office Nightmare Scenario #107
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1) You just had your morning coffee.
2) You had a big dinner last night.
3) The hallway to the bathroom looks like this...

What do you do?