Or, as our Spanish friends say, "hasta barista, baby."

You misspelled "John," idiot!

Yeah, I'm just going to go ahead and buy all of my coffee here from now until the end of forever, thanks.

I knew I was qualified for the job anyway when I took their listening comprehension test. The evaluators pretended to be customers and I had to take their orders:

"Can I get your name please?"

"John."

"J-H-O-Q-5-N. Perfect, you'll order will be up in a minute!"

"Note her workout clothes which she wears to her pilates classes but doesn't realize she's just blows the entire workout every time on a 600-calorie vanilla latte."

"Fascinating! Why does she even bother with the workout?"

"Something called 'self a steam..."

Try updating Java.