If you get in my way, there's a very good chance I'll sacrifice my first cup of coffee by pouring it over your head. The second cup will be used for victory-sipping and I will have NO REGRETS.

Buddha would brew the pot exactly halfway, Zeus would drink the rest of the coffee and wait for someone else to fill it, and Shiva doesn't need any caffeine.

Thumbs up if you're in Sleepytime Limbo right freakin' now.

Actually, a pumpkin spysh latte shounds pretty delishush. Ushshshshsh.