Keeping employees' thieving hands away from a stack of beer is like keeping an ADD person's eyes from looking at a squirrel.
Wouldn't bananas have been more appropriate?
Found on the fridge this morning
This seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction. Forced to clean up our leftover food every Friday? THIS IS NAZI GERMANY! I didn't know Godwin worked a desk job.
Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I ate that tuna salad that he'd melt my brain.
LOL! Balrogs are illiterate!
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