It's like a white-collar Jean Valjean who has a job, but is still so poor that he has to steal energy bars in order to feed his family. He is hunted down relentlessly by coworker Javert.
~Office Lackey Jack
Wouldn't bananas have been more appropriate?
It's like an office version of Ghostwriter, but evil.
"Delightful" and "charming" are the KINGS of passive-aggressive terminology. Well done.
This mentality even though that gaping hole in the plastic seal has probably been sitting there for quite some time. People logic.