Ensuring Workplace Hygiene Standards Are a Cutlery Above the Rest

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Resistance to puns is futensile.

I Hope TB Stands For "Tubular Baloney"

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The thief helped the lunch owner dodge the TB bullet. They should be thanking them. :-)

Also, I can't imagine how serial lunch thieves wouldn't expect to contract a communicable disease eventually. Sooner or later their crimes will catch up to them.

~OLJ

Workplace Sanitation Requirements

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This mentality even though that gaping hole in the plastic seal has probably been sitting there for quite some time. People logic.

Competing Worldviews

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Buddha would brew the pot exactly halfway, Zeus would drink the rest of the coffee and wait for someone else to fill it, and Shiva doesn't need any caffeine.

Good Deed Done for the Day

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Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.

A Red Sticky Day

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Well that's a relief. I was worried the conversation had stalled out, but then the "FOUND SOME" guy swooped in and saved the day.

~OLJ

Morale Booster

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Wouldn't bananas have been more appropriate?