Workplace Sanitation Requirements

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Workplace Sanitation Requirements
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This mentality even though that gaping hole in the plastic seal has probably been sitting there for quite some time. People logic.

"I Somehow Feel as If This Flowchart Were Made Especially for Me," Pondered Greg

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"I Somehow Feel as If This Flowchart Were Made Especially for Me," Pondered Greg
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There's a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask "Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away."

~OLJ

Watch It, You're About to Steep a Bloodbath

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Watch It, You're About to Steep a Bloodbath
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Our office has about six choices of tea: Three black teas, one green tea, and two mint teas. The black teas run out first, and when they're gone, everyone gripes about it and grimaces whenever they slurp their insufferably sweetened tea. Once I saw someone crying in the corner.

~OLJ

Good Deed Done for the Day

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Good Deed Done for the Day
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Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.