Keeping employees' thieving hands away from a stack of beer is like keeping an ADD person's eyes from looking at a squirrel.
Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I ate that tuna salad that he'd melt my brain.
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this box takes up half the fridge and has been in there for a week. sign left as a result.
Resistance to puns is futensile.