He gives a version of this to the people he dates, too.
He will crash your computer.
When I first saw that, I destroyed something too. My underwear...
I don't see what the issue is here. Some of the best hires we've had in this office come from semi-anonymous internet forums using vague language that resembles the sex trade private entertainment industry.
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