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A rare, two-headed turtle has hatched at the San Antonio Zoo. The female reptile arrived June 18 and will be on display the zoo's Friedrich Aquarium, reports The Associated Press.

Turns out it wasn't the doing of aliens who'd overshot a Nebraska cornfield or out-of-work art students with scuba gear. No, it was a masterwork by an amorous and talented male Takifugu rubripes, the poisonous pufferfish eaten by only the bravest sushi connoisseurs. Yoji found a series of small male fish working tirelessly, day in and night out, to craft these mate-attracting marvels using a single fin.