One can observe the high levels of "Aww, screw it" on the front bumper.

For the cost of a couple sawzall blades, you too can make your Saturn into a hazard on wheels!

Otherwise known as the 'Maroon Monstrosity.' Available on the Knoxville Craigslist page for $3,000. Although, since it's technically two cars in one, each of them is only $1,500. That's how it works, right?

But when semi-trucks get in on the act, I get a little nervous. That's 18 wheels of pain, people!

In case your car ever gets stuck in a flood and can't breathe.