No need to be embarrassed, you'll perfect that wheelie technique eventually.
Otherwise known as the 'Maroon Monstrosity.' Available on the Knoxville Craigslist page for $3,000. Although, since it's technically two cars in one, each of them is only $1,500. That's how it works, right?
One is never enough.
I'm sure what it is... the answer is right in front of me though...
This, folks, is what we like to call "doing the bare minimum."