Factory-installed braces to secure them? Not so much.

It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!

Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...

Someone explain why you'd want to keep mud off this piece of crap in the first place.

With all of that extra stuff on board, it probably gets what, like two miles to the gallon?