"What can I say? I was feelin' jacked up, so I said 'screw jacking this thing up!'"

Check out the site that keeps on gifing here!

Bro, you're obviously just jelly of my sick wheels. Just deal with it.

Pick up your game, even!

Why don't I just impale myself with a two-by-four and make it easy for you?

Only in Arkansas... well, no. Maybe a few other places also. Mississippi anyone?