It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!
Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...
Why yes, I DO want my canopy to look like the entry gate to an apartment building built circa 1985!
It's the seventh wonder of the third world. ~Not-So-Handy Andy