I love the dude standing in the back, pretending like he can't help out in a very real way. "No, ees not shovel. Ees prescription walking stick."

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Should have gotten the ones with the sexy lady silhouette, just so ET doesn't get any ideas.

~NSHA

In the Chinese province of Heilongjiang, the Public Transport Company replaced the emergency-use hammers with pairs of yellow bricks on all city buses.

"The special hammers are expensive and people were always stealing them," explained a spokesperson from the Harbin Public Transport Company. "We don't think anybody will be interested in stealing bricks."

We need to color-code these. It'll be functional and stylish.

~NSHA

Sorry folks, the fire department is taking their tryptophan-induced nap. Try again tomorrow.

~NSHA

Because counting "3 Massachusetts" is just too self-referential.

~NSHA