Ah Yes, The M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i Protocol

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Because counting "3 Massachusetts" is just too self-referential.

~NSHA

The Great Shovel Famine of '12

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I love the dude standing in the back, pretending like he can't help out in a very real way. "No, ees not shovel. Ees prescription walking stick."

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Using a DIY Attitude to Attract New Residents

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Oh, Detroit. Your plight is so laughably tragic.

~NSHA

Untitled

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Pedestrian crossing added with spray paint

Sorry Little Man, Giants Only

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Calling that discriminatory may result in loss of limbs. All hail our giant overlords! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Follow The Yellow Brick Exit

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In the Chinese province of Heilongjiang, the Public Transport Company replaced the emergency-use hammers with pairs of yellow bricks on all city buses.

"The special hammers are expensive and people were always stealing them," explained a spokesperson from the Harbin Public Transport Company. "We don't think anybody will be interested in stealing bricks."

white trash repairs - Follow The Yellow Brick Exit

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