No Fires Today, It's Thanksgiving

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No Fires Today, It's Thanksgiving
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Sorry folks, the fire department is taking their tryptophan-induced nap. Try again tomorrow.

~NSHA

There's a Pole in My Bucket, Dear Liza, Dear Liza

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There's a Pole in My Bucket, Dear Liza, Dear Liza
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Then fix it, dear taxpayer, dear taxpayer, dear taxpayer. ~NSHA

Round Tire, Round Hole. What's The Problem?

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Round Tire, Round Hole. What's The Problem?
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From the submitter:

In the down & out, post apocalyptic city of East St. Louis Illinois, anything metallic that is not welded in place is fair game for scrappers, including man-hole covers. The city, being without the financial means to replace the missing covers, inserts used tires in their place to alert drivers of the open holes littering the streets.