Billy Goats Gruff Aren't Getting Away THIS Time

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bridge,not safe,Professional At Work,propped up,tax dollars at work
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Vodka Doesn't Keep The Lines Straight

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Meanwhile At Acme Industries

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branch,electrical hazard,outdoors,propped up,tax dollars at work
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Who Knew You Need Mud Flaps On The Moon?

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duct tape,g rated,moon rover,nasa,tax dollars at work,there I fixed it
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Should have gotten the ones with the sexy lady silhouette, just so ET doesn't get any ideas.

~NSHA

Ah Yes, The M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i Protocol

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fire department,signs,tax dollars at work
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Because counting "3 Massachusetts" is just too self-referential.

~NSHA

Don't Play Slug Bug While Working

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paint,road repair,tax dollars at work
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Bad Idea: Playing Slug Bug with your road-painting partner.

Horrible Idea: Playing Slug Bug with your co-pilot.

~NSHA

Sorry Little Man, Giants Only

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bench,Professional At Work,tax dollars at work,weird
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Calling that discriminatory may result in loss of limbs. All hail our giant overlords! ~Not-So-Handy Andy