Because Thieves Never Carry Tools

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And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA

This Toilet's Not Running

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Before the invention of the diaper, the streets of Europe were a bit more of an eyesore.

~NSHA

Just Don't Forget It's There

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Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Secret Knock Detector

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Steve Hoefer at Grathio labs shows off his Arduino based door opener, which responds to knocks on the door bye timing the gaps between the sounds. If the gap matches the programmed knock, it unlocks. Let's never use keys again!

Know a little bit about Arduino and care to make your own? Check out his Instructables post!

The Club's Very Special Brother

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But unlike his brother, he unfortunately does not double as a zombie weapon.

~NSHA