I Would Have Road Rage Too

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I Would Have Road Rage Too
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Especially if I just reversed into another car, and couldn't find the key to the trunk. Which is where I keep my proof of insurance. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Stay Where I Can See You

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Stay Where I Can See You
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Be careful, there are schoolchildren about.

~NSHA

The Club's Very Special Brother

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The Club's Very Special Brother
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But unlike his brother, he unfortunately does not double as a zombie weapon.

~NSHA

You Can Still Ply It Open

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You Can Still Ply It Open
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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy