The Club's Very Special Brother

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But unlike his brother, he unfortunately does not double as a zombie weapon.

~NSHA

Because Thieves Never Carry Tools

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And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA

This DEFINITELY Isn't Used for Kidnapping

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That banging sound? It's just my ummm, golf clubs rattling around. ~NSHA