The Buddy System Is Flawless

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[polldaddy poll="5257170"]

The Fridge Ate My Homework

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You Don't Get Much More Secure Than This

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white trash repairs - You Don't Get Much More Secure Than This

Because Thieves Never Carry Knives

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I Guess I Just Have To Steal Both!

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And look at that, a wallet hiding underneath! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

What a Showoff

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Deadbolt always thought there was something strange about his brother. But they were never really open with each other.

~NSHA

Because Thieves Never Carry Tools

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And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA