This One's Not Going To Walk Away

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This One's Not Going To Walk Away
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When it gets stolen, look for the angry and shoeless man wandering about in confusion.

~NSHA

Just Don't Forget It's There

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Just Don't Forget It's There
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Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I Guess I Just Have To Steal Both!

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I Guess I Just Have To Steal Both!
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And look at that, a wallet hiding underneath! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

One Way To Ensure It'll Never Get Stolen

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One Way To Ensure It'll Never Get Stolen
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure your evidence bag should be locked up as well. At the very least, protect your 32oz soda! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Post-Riot Security

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Post-Riot Security
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They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.

~NSHA