What a Showoff

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What a Showoff
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Deadbolt always thought there was something strange about his brother. But they were never really open with each other.

~NSHA

Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt

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Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt
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Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA

You Can Still Ply It Open

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You Can Still Ply It Open
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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Stay Where I Can See You

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Stay Where I Can See You
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Be careful, there are schoolchildren about.

~NSHA