Stay Where I Can See You

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Submitted by: Unknown
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Be careful, there are schoolchildren about.

~NSHA

Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt

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Submitted by: Kristi
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Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA

This DEFINITELY Isn't Used for Kidnapping

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Submitted by: Adam
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That banging sound? It's just my ummm, golf clubs rattling around. ~NSHA

Edward Moved On To Boosting Cars After His Hedge Trimming Business Failed

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Submitted by: Shashasha
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Another reason a sequel was never made. ~No-So-Handy Andy