He's Trying To Escape!

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He's Trying To Escape!
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Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.

~NSHA

Stay Where I Can See You

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Stay Where I Can See You
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Be careful, there are schoolchildren about.

~NSHA

Because Thieves Never Carry Tools

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Because Thieves Never Carry Tools
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And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA