Post-Riot Security

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locked up,Professional At Work,security
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They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.

~NSHA

A Stab In The Dark

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door knob,dual use,locked up,scissors
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Proof that running with scissors can sometimes yield positive results.

~NSHA

The Buddy System Is Flawless

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locked up,poll,security,wtf
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[polldaddy poll="5257170"]

Just Don't Forget It's There

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car,chain,locked up,padlock,wheels
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Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I Guess I Just Have To Steal Both!

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flip flops,locked up,shoes,stupid,wtf
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And look at that, a wallet hiding underneath! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Someday, Lock and Antenna Will Be Together

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cars,locked up,padlock,security
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I think the biggest kludge is the steering wheel on the other side. How does that happen???

~NSHA

One Way To Ensure It'll Never Get Stolen

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bicycle,bike,dual use,handcuffs,locked up,police
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure your evidence bag should be locked up as well. At the very least, protect your 32oz soda! ~Not-So-Handy Andy