Because Thieves Never Carry Tools

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cars,locked up,security,wheels
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And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA

One Way To Ensure It'll Never Get Stolen

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bicycle,bike,dual use,handcuffs,locked up,police
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure your evidence bag should be locked up as well. At the very least, protect your 32oz soda! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

A Stab In The Dark

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door knob,dual use,locked up,scissors
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Proof that running with scissors can sometimes yield positive results.

~NSHA

He's Trying To Escape!

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cars,dual use,locked up,security,tape
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Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.

~NSHA

What a Showoff

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bad puns,door,dual use,locked up
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Deadbolt always thought there was something strange about his brother. But they were never really open with each other.

~NSHA

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