Horrible choice for a counter-weight, or horrible choice for a makeshift bomb? You be the judge.
Their mascot is listed as the most dangerous profession in the state. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
The news never mentions one of the upsides of unemployment: finding ingenious new ways to be lazy. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Oh yeah, she's a real beaut. Brand new, loud, attracts all the ladies. The emissions are awful though.
A chandelier. With solar-powered lights. Under a canopy. Being held up by a flashlight.