Man, he must be messed up from drinking all that bottled water. College kids these days...
Just don't ask about their window service.
Don't show the fat kid who broke his chair in middle school. This will embarrass him even more.
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Just happy this isn't my car. It was actually being driven. The driver used a rope to keep the door closed while driving.
My plan to lift of the skirt of the babysitter was foiled by its stupidity.