When in doubt, stab at random until fixed.
From the submitter:
I was too cheap to buy the cord to hook up the iPad to my exercise bike's screen and there was no ledge to set it on like a book. So I kludged this together using some suction cup hooks mounted to the screen and a spring clamp.
I came for the kludge, I stayed for the music. Bonus points if you can name this album!