Horrible choice for a counter-weight, or horrible choice for a makeshift bomb? You be the judge.
Although calling him little hurts his self-esteem. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Fewer than 400 channels?! Over my dead body! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Hmm, those two at the bottom don't have any writing on them. I'm sure they're good to thumb through.
Don't worry, if there's an earthquake you'll have the coolest helmet around.
He's warned them about horseplay before. We'll see how much they learned.