Oh man, this is great! It's perfect for... seeing texts the second they come in? Showing off your cell phone? Watching videos in a horrid orientation? Wait a minute, why is this useful again?
Just remember your network key.
Probably the best use of the yellow pages in the last 10 years.
I heard the Smutt Shop is having a sale on mattresses. Just don't ask questions. ~No-So-Handy Andy
Let's see: you installed it upside-down in a sewer and held it up with duct tape. Congratulations, you have successfully kludged.