Introducing The Lamp Splint

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holding it up,oh canada,Professional At Work,tax dollars at work,wtf
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Little-known fact: Canadian health insurance also covers inanimate objects. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Doesn't Get Much Kludgier Than This

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balancing act,books,college,holding it up,tape
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Do Your Fans Rattle Too Much?

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dual use,fans,holding it up
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Do they make a a buzzing sound when they're spinning? If so, you need our patented Blade Clips! Only $19.95.

From the makers of Chip Clips. And Hair Clips. And Paper Clips.

~NSHA

Please Don't Ask For Beans For Dinner

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cans,holding it up,kitchen kludge
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Unless you like them with a side of corn and punch to the mouth. ~NSHA

Have a Seat

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cars,dual use,holding it up,mechanic,Shaky Support Systems
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Don't show the fat kid who broke his chair in middle school. This will embarrass him even more.

~NSHA

Flood Defense Goulash

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cooking,food,holding it up
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I'd rather go into a state of emergency than a state of minor hunger.

~NSHA

The Best Reason To Carry Extra Underwear

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cell phone,driving,holding it up,technology
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Even in it most literal sense, calling him a "diaper head" is still wildly inappropriate.

~NSHA