I'd rather go into a state of emergency than a state of minor hunger.
Putting a bird on it is so January. Want whatever juices are inside? Just add a tap and screw!
Since Pringles' R&D is obviously well behind, someone could maybe try taking a crack at it themselves using a (well-cleaned) deodorant bottle and a stack of very specifically shaped potato chips.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
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