You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? You had to attempt to combine the world's greatest game with a world's greatest food. You flew too close to the sun, my friend.
~NSHA
After not being able to twist it open, he offered to run it under hot water. She had a different plan in mind.
~Not-So-Handy Andy
I should have given the dough to the guy with the... meat grinder? clay flattener? at the laundromat!
~NSHA
Putting a bird on it is so January. Want whatever juices are inside? Just add a tap and screw!
~NSHA