After not being able to twist it open, he offered to run it under hot water. She had a different plan in mind.
"What? I can't hear you over the drill!" I'll just keep going!"
If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.
While this looks cool, there's no way it would work without getting sauce all over your hands or constantly awkwardly readjusting it every 2 seconds.
~Not-So-Handy Cynical Andy
Be disappointed that the only thing you find important enough to power is your iPod. ~NSHA
Millions of hard to open peaches, peaches for me.
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