Burning cardboard? Pieces of fence? Cinder blocks?

We could take a lesson from you, good sir.

~NSHA

"What? I can't hear you over the drill!" I'll just keep going!"

~NSHA

THOSE WERE YOUR CHILDREN!

~NSHA

While this looks cool, there's no way it would work without getting sauce all over your hands or constantly awkwardly readjusting it every 2 seconds.

~Not-So-Handy Cynical Andy

Millions of hard to open peaches, peaches for me.

~NSHA

Hope you like your flapjacks with a little bit of melted plastic!

~NSHA