Burning cardboard? Pieces of fence? Cinder blocks?
We could take a lesson from you, good sir.
Oh, did you think we were going to eat it? Haven't you heard, wasting food is the manliest game! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
By breakfast I mean a 2:30am light meal. And by champions I mean someone who has been up for 44 straight hours and it currently on a controlled substance.
While this looks cool, there's no way it would work without getting sauce all over your hands or constantly awkwardly readjusting it every 2 seconds.
~Not-So-Handy Cynical Andy
You squeeze every last drop out, because your mother told you not to waste. ~Not-So-Handy Andy