By breakfast I mean a 2:30am light meal. And by champions I mean someone who has been up for 44 straight hours and it currently on a controlled substance.
After not being able to twist it open, he offered to run it under hot water. She had a different plan in mind.
You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? You had to attempt to combine the world's greatest game with a world's greatest food. You flew too close to the sun, my friend.
Hope you like your flapjacks with a little bit of melted plastic!
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