Don't worry, he's a doctor. With an iron.
You squeeze every last drop out, because your mother told you not to waste. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
THOSE WERE YOUR CHILDREN!
You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? You had to attempt to combine the world's greatest game with a world's greatest food. You flew too close to the sun, my friend.
Burning cardboard? Pieces of fence? Cinder blocks?
We could take a lesson from you, good sir.