If you're not a fan of metal, then test your mettle with wood!

"Some say rust and electronics don't go together. Some say you must properly ground old electronics. I say that having a ungrounded, old, rusty 1300 RPM propeller near my head is better than being hot!"

Better you than me, buddy!

Maybe, just maybe, it's on the wrong side.

From the submitter: "Because if you don't live life on the edge, you take up too much space!"

That is the most strangely profound thing I've heard in a while. Think about it!

You are not a ceiling fan, you're not even cordless!

About 20 percent cooling, and 80 percent extensive, I'd wager.