From the submitter: "Because if you don't live life on the edge, you take up too much space!"
That is the most strangely profound thing I've heard in a while. Think about it!
From the submitter:
Someone I know has had their pc bungee corded to a running window fan all summer. I asked them about what they do when it rains, when the wind blows in the rain, and they responded that it never occurred to them. They did finally take it down for the hurricane.